The Velcro Pygmies


The World Famous Velcro Pygmies want to take you on a little journey, and they promise it won’t hurt — unless you want it to. There are no chocolate rivers or lickable wallpaper, but what their golden ticket will get you is a trip back to a time when music was in its prime. Back when hair was big but rock ‘n’ roll was bigger … back when a 17-second guitar solo transformed a man and his machine into a Rock God … back when fallen angels swarmed the front row like Aquanet to a feathered bang.


The Velcro Pygmies travel the country year round – from the Gulf Shores to the Great Lakes – to share the sights, sounds and stain-washed denim of the glorious ’80s, schooling audiences on the difference between a rock band and a rock show. From start to finish, they command the stage with a prowess uncommon in today’s industry, and they leave you begging for more. No gimmicks or tricks, but they’ll treat you to genuine, undiluted rock ‘n’ roll energy that unites every race, creed, age and gender.


The Velcro Pygmies are more than just a band – they are a way of life. They’re a nitro-fueled Trans Am prowling the streets at dusk, looking for some action – satisfaction all night. They ain’t looking for nothing but a good time, and it don’t get better than this.


So take the journey, won’t you? Come with them, and you’ll be in a rock ‘n’ roll-charged world of pure imagination.



Living Color
Cult of Personality


David Allen Coe
You Never Even Call Me By My Name


Toby Keith
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue


Steve Miller Band
The Joker


Wild Cherry
Play That Funky Music


Neil Diamond
Sweet Caroline


Brick House


Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sweet Home Alabama
Free Bird


Nothin’ But a Good Time
Talk Dirty To Me
Every Rose Has It’s Thorn
Unskinny Bop


Def Leppard
Pour Some Sugar On Me


Van Halen
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love
You Really Got Me


Ice T
Body Count


Bon Jovi
Dead or Alive
You Give Love A Bad Name


Cee Lo Green
Forget You


Purple Rain


Don’t Stop Believing


Crazy Train
Bark at The Moon


The Romantics
What I Like About You


Buck Cherry
Crazy Bitch


Final Countdown


Edwin McCain
I’ll Be


Holy Diver


Rick James
Give It To Me Baby


Rick Springfield
Jessie’s Girl


Chris Isaac
Wicked Game

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